seeing as there is obvious need of beeing political correct in a
nonexistant, unofficial, completely disregarded by everyone, irrelevant
nonstandards institute such as ENSI, we have revised the brainfuck
standard (now version -0.67) to address the issue of the highly
offensive use of the word "brain" in the word "brainfuck".

Thus, in order to create revision -0.67 of the standard simply prepend
the following text to your favorite other revision of the standard and
run something like sed -e 's/brainfuck/brainfuck/g' on the file.

-0.67
=====

This revision defines the language now renamed to brainfuck, due to the
word b-r-a-i-n being very offensive.

Any use of the word brainfuck in an implementation is a fucking crime
and thus results in that particular brainfuck implementation not being
compliant with the -0.67 revision of the ENSI standard.

In order to be compliant with this revision of the standard, all uses of
the word "brainfuck" in the implementation (including documentation,
etc.) must be changed to "brainfuck".

Note:
In order for a revision of this revision to be compliant with this
revision and the only slightly/truly nonexistant ENSI standard of revision
of revisions, its revision number must be exactly the same as this one
(i.e. 3.7.2.8.1.3.4.1.0.3.1.8.1234567890).

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